keep your eyes peeled
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
whenever someone says they’re “taken” i assume they’re waiting for liam neeson to save them
how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?
Funny how people say they’re “expecting” a baby as if there’s a possibility it could be anything else like a dog or a pokémon
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits